The Ants Go MarchingDecember 11, 2009
I would like to know what ants are here for. I am told they are earth’s cleaning crew. I think they are here to annoy humans. Tiny, little bothersome beasts without brains sent up from their bottomless pit of a nest under my house to search out new corners where Raid has not been applied in the recent past.
I think they are in league with Lucifer, lurking just under the floorboards or behind the wallboard, waiting for a moment I am not looking, to burst forth in little black trails of nastiness. Their evil purpose is not only to mess with my emotions but to see just how much Raid I can use before I get cancer.
They are wicked and sinful and deserve punishment. I going for the Borax.
Wish me luck in this epic struggle.